I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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