I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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