his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
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