quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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