i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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