I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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