If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
God I need to hump something, right now.
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