I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
dude. I can hear the air.
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