so that wasnt chicken after all
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Randomize
