found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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