you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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