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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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