It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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