we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
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Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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