my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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