Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
FUCK WHALES
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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