who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
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Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
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she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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