There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just gift wrapped bread.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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