im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Just cropdusted the office
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
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Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
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What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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