What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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