I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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