U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
