So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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