I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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