he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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