At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
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I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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