Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
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I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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