Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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