And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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