You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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