Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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