Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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