Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Girls should come with a carfax report
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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