Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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