Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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