thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i just google imaged poop.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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