i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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