I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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