This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
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Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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