i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I need water and some morals
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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