haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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