how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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