so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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