Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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