I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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