Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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Blood and glitter go together right?
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
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I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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