people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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