Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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