Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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