Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
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Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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