Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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